The Sopranos, "Big Girls Don't Cry": That's the new pecking order

My review/recap of the February 13, 2000 after I crack my head open on a cigarette machine.

The Sopranos, "Commendatori": I felt right at home

My review/recap of the February 6, 2000 episode after I hit the topless beaches and see that crater.

The Sopranos, "Toodle Fucking-Oo": There has to be consequences

My review/recap of the January 30, 2000 episode after I try doorknobs until I hit the jackpot.

The Sopranos, "Do Not Resuscitate": You let it go

My review/recap of the January 23, 2000 episode after I drive by Jimi Hendrix's house in Seattle.

The Sopranos, "Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office...": We'll make a family reunion out of it

My review/recap of the January 16, 2000, second season premiere episode after I exercise more impulse control.

The Sopranos, "I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano": These people have no love or compassion

My review/recap of the April 4, 1999 first season finale after I learn some coping skills.

The Sopranos, "Isabella": Talk about a jolt to the system

My review/recap of the March 28, 1999 episode after I have some Mormons over for dinner.

The Sopranos, "Nobody Knows Anything": A secret is a heavy load

My review/recap of the March 21, 1999 episode after I suppose I should've just kept my mouth shut, like a mute.

The Sopranos, "A Hit is a Hit": There's business to be done

My review/recap of the March 14, 1999 episode after I use a ukulele.

The Sopranos, "Boca": Why the big secret?

My review/recap of the March 7, 1999 episode after I yap worse than six barbers.

The Sopranos, "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti": Where's my arc?

My review/recap of the February 28, 1999 episode after I get high off of the that candy and carpet smell in Blockbuster.

The Sopranos, "Down Neck": I'm glad if he's proud of me

A review/recap of the February 21, 1999 episode after I sell patio furniture in San Diego.

The Sopranos, "Pax Soprana": Is everybody in my life bananas or what?

A review/recap of the February 14, 1999 episode after I play shortstop for the Mets.

The Sopranos, “College”: Shall we talk about your future?

A review/recap of the incredible February 7, 1999 episode after I find $50,000 in Krugerrands and a .45 automatic while hunting for Easter eggs.

The Sopranos, "Meadowlands": Focus through distractions

A review/recap of the January 31, 1999 episode after I heard the nurses said you made number two in your pants.

The Sopranos, "Denial, Anger, Acceptance": We're not making a Western Hhere

A review/recap of the January 24, 1999 episode after I watch what I'm doing before I squeeze the quail.

The Sopranos, "46 Long": The Party's Over

A review/recap of the January 17, 1999 episode after I use the technique of positive visualization.

The Sopranos, "The Sopranos": Sometimes life is good

The Sopranos premiered on January 10, 1999 and was the beginning of HBO's biggest and most important show. My review/recap of the first episode after I watch the ducks try to fly.